Damnit Patrick Kane 

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
08/06/2015 at 10:51 • Filed to: Hockeyopnik

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Reports came out this morning that he’s being investigated by police in his hometown of Hamburg, New York. Speculation says he was involved in an altercation with a woman at a bar. No confirmation though and no charges have been filed. I think it’s time for Kaner to just stay out of New York unless he’s playing the Rangers or Islanders. Otherwise he just gets into too much trouble

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/06/2015 at 10:56

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Violent hockey players you say?


Kinja'd!!! KnotThatBusy > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/06/2015 at 10:58

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How about the Sabres??


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/06/2015 at 10:59

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I went to school with his cousin. If Patrick is anything like him, he’s an arrogant, blowhard, douchebag.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > For Sweden
08/06/2015 at 11:05

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That’s the thing though. On the ice he’s non violent. Last year he only had like 4 minor penalties the entire season. But then again he isn’t drunk when he’s on the ice


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KnotThatBusy
08/06/2015 at 11:05

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Shit I completely forgot about his home team lmao.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > spanfucker retire bitch
08/06/2015 at 11:07

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I’ve met patrick kane twice and I wouldn’t use those words to describe him. Granted when I ran into him he wasn’t completely trashed. So who knows.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/06/2015 at 11:12

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It’s the quiet ones you have to fear.


Kinja'd!!! BRyan31122 > For Sweden
08/06/2015 at 11:28

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Must be why Mayweather’s a bitch.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/06/2015 at 12:20

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Judging from his off season record he is a douchebag of the highest order. Seriously, what kind of asshole attacks a cabbie, bar patrons, women... The asshole probably kicks puppies in his spare time.